Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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