i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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