hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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