just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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