and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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