I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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