So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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