I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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