Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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