they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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