one two three fourrrrnication!
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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