I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
Randomize
