Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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