So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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