no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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