K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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