i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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