This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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