Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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