No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
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