stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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