And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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