found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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