he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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