How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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