This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
You left your phone here
Wait...
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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