2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
It was a blind-side dick pic.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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