Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Randomize
