Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Randomize
