Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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