I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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