I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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