She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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