i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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