i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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