just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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