I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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