Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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