It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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