People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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