Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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