wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Randomize