Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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