sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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