seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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