Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
It's rum buckets o'clock
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Randomize