What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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