so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Last time i carry you out of a forest
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
How many fucks given?
0.12846
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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