You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
tell your sister to shave her snatch
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
