wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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