I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Randomize
