I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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