So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
There r osticjed everywhere
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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